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Sunday, January 25, 2009

Moansss, moanss, moans

Poor Abujamaiden had to endure almost 2 hours of advance moaning. At first I thought the folk next door were just watching a movie but NO, they weren't. I could hear the TV and I could hear human beings both of them.

Just plain torture, and shock 'biko' I've never heard these things. I'm fortunate to have lived around discreet, private beings so I had to leave the room and forfeit my Sunday afternoon nap. I joined some freshmen girls to watch X-men in the common room. I wanted to call the room's land line (lucky them I didn't find the number), or knock on the door (we're allowed to knock to tell neighbours to shush-it).

I text boo to inform him about my afternoon and he either was too slow to understand or he didn't want us talking about some one's sex life. Parasitic I must say since they deprived me of my fundamental human right to sleep after church service.

I love my privacy too much now I have to look at this girl in class and in the dorm with only moaning sounds playing in my head.

I have to sleep early now due to lack of napping.

They are currently still making noise (5hours later) but only laughing with the TV on. I have to find out who the guy coming to my dorm to disrupt my sleep is. In fact, I'm gonna knock on the door and give it to them 9ja style.

***Update: They resumed moaning an hour after I finished typing this post. I got the room number and called. Imagine the guy picked after it rang 6 times. I could even hear the phone ringing. I interrupted the mugus and told them to "reduce the volume please." Just when I stepped outside to drink water, the guy came out from her room in his boxers (you can't co-habit after midnight in my dorm). And the fish head just looked like he was playing video games.

Have a blessed week everyone.

AM.

21 comments:

Danny Bagucci said...

Too bad.. Guess its a good reminder of you vows, and why you are still keeping them.....

Cappuccine Baby said...

ROFLMAO, OMG IM GONNA BE LAUGHING FOR THE REST OF THE DAY NOW!

PELE O!

ARE THEY STUDENTS?

LMAO!

~Sirius~ said...

LMAO!!!!

How annoying...you and MissDefinitelyMaybe can exchange notes on this one, in fact she could give you tips considering the fact that she's been suffering this for a while now........
Sorry Kiddo......There's nothing as refreshing as that Sunday afternoon sleep.

OluwaDee said...

Did you give it to them 9ja style?
Hope you got to rest.

Severus Snape said...

Rotfl

Teeee said...

LMAO, you're so funny. I've just read this in the office and people are looking at me funny. I thought Naija unis are very strict, obviously not. It's seems like it was non-stop for those rabbits. Pro-creation @ your doorstep, lol!!

MissLove said...

haha... poor u!

Writefreak said...

Eh ya pele dear...

Hope they're not 'moaning' anymore!

Tisha said...

pele o!

Funms-the rebirth said...

lol... eh ya... i can imagine cuz i love my naps too.... next time, knock on the door jare

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

hahaha! Reminds me of dorm life in college.

sorry oh!

aloted said...

eyah! pele!!! not funny o

i remember my room mate in uni then...came back to the room drunk, late at night with a guy ( they woke me up actually) and they started getting down in the room! i was too shocked to even talk...it was as if they didnt know i was there.

thank God we were only room mates for about 5 days..i wonder wat i would have done...

zara (my alter ego) said...

lol!!! i wud be as shocked as u if i had hrd that too!

hmm kinda of sharp reminder fo ur vows ..hmmm...

Mista Jaycee said...

LMOA but dig, you need to invest in some ear plugs but I do understand.

Mista Jaycee

simeone said...

i thot i left a comment here..
so here's my own pele too..
cheers

Marjoram said...

Lmao!!!!!!!
hope they are quiet now,for the sanity of others.how inconsiderate!lol

Buttercup said...

LOL DANG! That sucks esp as u r striving to remain, uh, pure.

Happy new year babe! Mwah!

Buttercup said...

LOL DANG! That sucks esp as u r striving to remain, uh, pure.

Happy new year babe! Mwah!

Saved Girl said...

pure torture.

Chi-Chi said...

lmao!!

Jaguda said...

pele