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Friday, March 20, 2009

The ATM Card

ATM= Abstinence Till Marriage. Get it?

I was at a shopping mall when a someonr gave me this card. It looked just like a Debit card.

Credit crunch solution or what??????

The card has the place where you put your signature under an agreement to remain sexually abstinent until marriage. Its not really about being a virgin (or not) more of celibacy (100% guard against STDs, HIV-AIDS, Pregnancy, Heartbreak, and for Christians and other religious preaching 'wait till marriage' to live according to God's command-If lying is a big deal, I guess there are 9 other commandments to follow).

I quote the ATM card,

"100% effective way to avoid physical and emotional consequences of premarital sex, ..enhance my future relationships", and

the expiry date- "wedding day"

hehehe....(guess God wasn't trying to punish us but help us when Moses/Musa wrote those laws down.)

Website: http://www.wait4yourmate.com/

I don't need a card to make me stick to my morals. Or it might work like a purity ring if it stays in your wallet.

I checked out the website (above) and found out that its not even a Christian program. Its actually for High-school teenagers but just so you know.

Peace!

22 comments:

Gee said...

YES
YES....I'M THE FIRSTTTTTTTTT!
WHOO HOOO!.

Gee said...

hahahaha...i lie it, would nevere have thot ATM as abstinence till marriage..
nice info babes!

bob-ij said...

lol...that's so hilarious!...ATM is a very nice P to be on!..Expiry date: Wedding day?..whoever thought that up is a genius!...

x!

Funms-the rebirth said...

lol @ATM card........ nice concept. guess it'd attract a lotof high sch students........

dbthinks said...

Nice concept.... Only sometimes I have wondered how many people actually stay celibate after they've signed on to such a program....

simeone said...

..creativity at its best..
love the gospel of the atm sha..

RocNaija said...

lol @ dbthinks..

Dude took the words right out of my mouth!

Cappuccine Baby said...

av already signed the card jor! my whole life! *shades*

fareedasview said...

ATM card??? what a concept....

Adaeze said...

lol thats a funny concept :-p

O'Dee said...

So how does the ATM work exactly??

doll said...

well if it works for them..i like the acronym tho

Omo calabar. said...

ATM card....hmmm...tough choice.

aloted said...

good initiative

Buttercup said...

ATM..lol..the things people come up with these days..interesting concept tho!

and u r right, having the card doesnt necessarily mean anything..if one doesnt wanna be consumed by guilt, all they have to do is throw it out!

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Writefreak said...

Way to go babe!

African Weight Loss Diva said...

Na wa oh. Anyway probably that card might touch some people and prevent them from fornication.

Maybe.....

Original Mgbeke said...

LOL. Fancy that! If you break it nko?

BSNC said...

lol ATM that is new

Blanche Truffle said...

I'm still on the abstinence movement..Hoping for success...1st time...I loves

:D

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

lol! This just reminded me of a joke about cooc#!@ coupons. lol!!!

Ms. Maiden, how you dey?